(Source: omg-humor, via ewdward)

God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(via ladyjaki)

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

(via microwavesex)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: bryko, via campstool)

pray-for-sex:

-

doyoufeel-alive:

I kinda really like the phrase ‘sweet on you’ and I want someone to be sweet on me