(via hayjae)

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

(via joshuaslifeinablog)

worsting:

real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long 

(via hayjae)

el-leon:

GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL.  IT’S TRANSPARENT.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.

el-leon:

GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL.  IT’S TRANSPARENT.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.

(Source: mxxchy, via nothing-i-wouldnt-give)

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via nothing-i-wouldnt-give)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via artificialhusband)

humorous:

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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(via hotboyproblems)

doyoufeel-alive:

a guy in my class just sneezed and I sneezed as I was saying bless you so I pretty much sneeze-shouted ‘bless you’ to a quiet room full of people