The best revenge is not giving a shit.

(via inflvx)

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abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via thefaultinourstarfox)

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

(Source: cockbarf, via hellomynameispopsicle)

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via thnxforthehomosex)

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

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